So I was out drinking with a friend (lets call her Kristy) and we were both more than a little tipsy when we spotted a much older man who looked a lot like George Clooney. Kristy wanted to know if it was really him so we both went over to talk. He looked even nicer up close, especially when he smiled. It really made his eyes light up. His suit was impeccable, shiny cufflinks, gold watch, he looked like the real deal.
Kristy went straight for the kill: “I like your eyes.” No fucking around, OK got it. “Do you work out? Because it looks like it.” I fired back. He didn’t even have time to answer, Kristy almost yelled “Are you George Clooney?”
Damn. She dropped the nuke. I was planning to use that one. I dragged her away to the bar and said “Look we both want him. How about a bet. $50 for the first to fuck him?” She tells me it’s on. One thing I didn’t mention is how competitive Kristy was. She loved to win and loved a bet.
We go back and straight away she presses herself against him and puts her hand on his leg, right near his dick. He is into it, I am invisible now. They chat a bit, kiss a bit, then walk away together towards the toilets.
When she came out her dress was tucked into her underwear and he had bite marks on his neck. Everybody watched them do the walk of shame (someone may have spread rumors while they were away). They didn’t even leave the bathroom separately like most people do.
My confession? I didn’t like him that much, I just wanted to see if she would have sex with a 60+ year old.
And it turns out she would!
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<3 Sarah
I had sex on a nudist beach and a boat passed by right as I had a cock down my throat. Can’t say I felt any embarrassment, with regards to being seen by the people on the boat. Yet afterwards I wondered if the act could’ve been seen as inappropriate by the other beachgoers, which would definitely make me feel some embarrassment.
Occasional nudist/naturist here
Depends a bit on the beach you’re at, but generally yeah, that’s pretty inappropriate and would get you thrown out of or even arrested at any of the places I go to. Nudism isn’t about sex, it’s just about not wearing clothes, there are people with kids who enjoy nudism as a family, etc.
The resort I normally go to has a very lively swinger community, sometimes it almost seems like my wife and I are the only couple there not part of the lifestyle, but even still any sort of sexual activity stays out of the open, you go back to your room/tent/RV for that.
There are definitely some places that will turn more of a blind eye to it, but in general unless you’re specifically at some sort of a lifestyle resort where that sort of thing is officially condoned you shouldn’t be doing it in the open.
Personally, I wouldn’t be too bothered by it, I’d think it’s trashy as fuck and would judge you pretty harshly for it but it wouldn’t ruin my day. I can’t speak for everyone else in the nudist community though, and if you search around you can find a lot of horror stories of someone finally convincing their friend to try out nudism only to have the bad luck of that friend immediately encountering some creep or someone having sex out in the open and being immediately turned off by the experience never wanting to try it again
Well, the beach was a dedicated gay nudist beach, so I figured it might be more tolerant of that (though a friend of mine, who passed it by many times, said he has never seen people having sex there), and the place was relatively secluded so very few people on the beach could see it at all. Definitely not kids.
So that’s how I’m rationalising it to myself.
But you explain it well, and I guess some feeling of guilt is deserved. Beach sex isn’t very comfortable anyway so I’m not planning to do it again any time soon.
Is it actually a dedicated gay nudist beach, or is it a nude beach that the gay community frequents?
There’s a nude beach not too far from me, and it’s pretty well-known that the one end of the beach is the “gay” end. There’s no official demarcation, it’s just a regular public beach where nudity happens to be allowed, and the one end of it is where the gay people tend to congregate, if you’re not already in the loop about the local nudist community, you’d have no real way of knowing that until you found yourself there and maybe noticed a lot of rainbow flags and same-sex couples holding hands or something.
But that end of the beach does also sometimes get a bit raunchy, which isn’t really legal though usually police turn a blind eye to it as long as they stay down that end, it wouldn’t bother me too much personally if I stumbled onto it without knowing, but it probably would a lot of other people, and I’d still generally consider it trashy and inappropriate at best.
If you were actually at some sort of private gay club where public sex is allowed, all good, but I feel like you probably wouldn’t be questioning and trying to justify it if that was the case.
Dedicated gay beach, as far as it gets without having some official designation of that sort. Straight people just don’t go there at all, based on decades of my beachgoing in the area, local oral knowledge, and, well, going there myself and seeing the people. My friend once tried to go there, his mother (who has lived nearby on and off for decades and has family there) asked him wtf he’s doing, that’s the gay beach…
Well, obviously, I realise this was definitely a more questionable case, especially as I consider it in retrospect 😅
The idea of beach sex is very appealing, I get it.
The practice of beachfront property balcony sex is far more practical and gets most of the same experience. Plus, easier to get tiki drinks in hand shortly after.