Two for me:
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The moment you feel tipsy it’s time to ease down. You have a stomach full of booze that’s going to make you more drunk even if you stop immediately.
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If you think people are good, you’re probably right and if you think people are bad, you’re probably right.
People are good IMO.


I’ve given a talk more than once titled “the mistakes I’ve made so you don’t have to”.
I never reveal the title in advance and it always gets a giggle but invariably grabs attention.