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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

A lot, I'd reckon

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A lot, I'd reckon

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    Cars kill more than 3500 people every day and we don’t seem to care. This hand is benevolent by comparison

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      We absolutely care. I know we care because my car insurance rates are going up again

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      I understand. You’re saying we should worship the hand. All hail the Hand! For the Hand is benevolent!

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        May the hand be with you brother

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          Well, figuratively.

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          Brother, May you pull thy finger in peace.

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        lo how he punisheth the wicked who by thought or action hath kindled the wrath of the eternal judge. The sins of man unknown to his brother shall be sown again into the earth. By his hand we are raised and so to by the hand my we fall

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          I’d imagine the hand’s interaction would tell people a lot too.

          like, if it just flicked your head off your shoulders, or grabbed you by the foot and took you 400 feet up and dropped you, or whether it splatted you like a fly…

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            The Divination of Hanns from the book of Gif…

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              jackass hand of god amen

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