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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Typical monopoly people

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Typical monopoly people

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    The screenshot of a Twitter conversation OP posted, but in higher quality, without the added censorship over the word "fuck," and without the users' usernames erased. @notviking posts, "who the fuck decided rendesvous would be pronounced like that" @CathyJoBaker replies, "Poor monolinguals. They can't seem to understand that other languages besides English exist" @notviking replies, "what the fuck did u just call me" @CarsonElquist replies, "She called you Mongolian"

    Picture of a sad-looking kitten and the text "Every time you post a censored meme to a community labeled "SHITPOST" a kitten is thrown into busy traffic. Cut that bullshit out. Think of the fucking kittens.

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      Saving the ecosystem one shitpost at a time

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      FTFY

      Picture of a sad-looking kitten and the text "Every time you post a censored meme to a community labeled "S--TPOST" a kitten is thrown into busy traffic. Cut that bulls--t out. Think of the f--king kittens.

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        This guy absolutely destroys pussy

        EDIT: I don’t know why I worded it like that but I stand by it.

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        Now listen here you little kitten murderer 😾

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          What’s worse, m*rdering kittens, or posting things that would offend advertisers?

          And now, for our sponsors:

          A scene from Futurama, showing fireworks above the Washington and Clinton Monuments spelling out "Charleston Chew"

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            things that would offend advertisers?

            Won’t someone think of the shareholders! 😭

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          hey, VoteNixon just ran over it, Firefly is the one that brought it into the world and threw it into traffic :)

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        FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK

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          F**K THE DOPPLER EFFECT!

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        I love this

        Because god forbid someone reposts an image here from Reddit that had been censored. what a travisty :)

        Strangest fucking hill to die on.

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          The original uncensored version took three seconds on TinEye.com to find.

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            Again, who cares enough to bother?

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              Individuals who can spell might care.

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                ehh, let the votes sort em out :)

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                  I vote for “a big giant astroid to end it all”

                  …what? Are we not discussing how who we’re going to vote for in 2028?

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                    What do what the odds are?

                    Not allowed to vote in 2028.

                    Voting is fixed enough that it won’t matter in 2028.

                    voting for anybody but glorious leader in 2028 is punishable by death.

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                  Shitposting is a art.

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                    …fart.

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      Wait wait wait wait…I’m pretty good at catching things. You’re saying I could get a drive by kitten adoption? That sounds super fast, efficient, and then I’d have a kitten on my way home from work!

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      Hero.

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