My immediate answer - Sonic fans.
I don’t really know what Sega and the Sonic Team can do anymore to make these fans happy. They’ve revisited the classic formula a few times, they tried going modern routes, they tried 2-D sprites in some entries, they try going full 3D and whatever. Nothing ever seems to be enough and that’s even when they’ve tried listening to the fanbase a few times.
Nothing seems to matter, regardless. The fans will find something to be upset about with Sonic. Anything.
There can only be one answer.
ALL OF THEM
I swear to fuck all fandoms love to do is bitch about the content they “love”.
The main way they do the bitching is by constantly “moving the goal posts”.
Baltimore Ravens fans have one of the most entertaining and dynamic quarterbacks to ever play football but he sucks because never won the Super Bowl.
Star Trek Fans, the new trek sucks because it violates that single line of diaalogue that Harry Mudd said in that one episode……
IPA wackos, I can’t stand this places IPAs because they don’t put a whole roasted chicken in the cup with the beer.
… yea okay, that’s fair.
Still though, IPAs run a huge gamut for some reason. I feel like the degree of variety you find in the IPA category is really strangely big. Like, if I order a stout or a porter I know about what I’m going to get, flavor-wise. But with an IPA it can run from fairly mild to way-past-grapefruit-juice.
hey man… You do You.
I am a Whiskey and Coke guy so everything to do with IPAs is lost on me.
Just imagine if you ordered a jack and coke, and you had no way of knowing if they’re actually going to give you watered-down diet coke and the mildest single malt scotch they could find, or cherry coke and a really intense rye, or anything in between. And at every new place, it’s just a gamble what you’ll get.
That’s kinda what its like.