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There is no way you just called Jesus fake.
Little known fact, Keanu can regenerate organs.
Plot twist: it was someone else’s kidney
Turns out Keanu had witnessed somebody walking their dog, and that person kept jerking on the leash and kicked the dog. After rescuing the dog, the offender was tied up in Keanu’s backseat. Kidney donation is 100% justifiable consequence of his actions.
This is the sustainable organ farming the future needs.
He removed someone’s kidney with a pennnnnciilllll
a fooking pencieeeeeellll!
Then gave them pennnnicillllinnn
Just one kidney? Pathetic.
Johnny Kidneyhands
If it worked that way he probably would though.
I thought the second photo was John Wick twisting the hand of the guy next to him to keep him quiet
He’s so dreamy
John(ny) is just the best!
For free?
Classical keanu
Only one kidney?
