Turns out Keanu had witnessed somebody walking their dog, and that person kept jerking on the leash and kicked the dog. After rescuing the dog, the offender was tied up in Keanu’s backseat. Kidney donation is 100% justifiable consequence of his actions.
Plot twist: it was someone else’s kidney
His glove compartment is just full of them.
Where’d you get this kidney?
Found it
Turns out Keanu had witnessed somebody walking their dog, and that person kept jerking on the leash and kicked the dog. After rescuing the dog, the offender was tied up in Keanu’s backseat. Kidney donation is 100% justifiable consequence of his actions.
This is the sustainable organ farming the future needs.
He removed someone’s kidney with a pennnnnciilllll
a fooking pencieeeeeellll!
Then gave them pennnnicillllinnn