ramble81@lemmy.zip to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · edit-216 hours agoIf WW3 breaks out, what countries are going to be on which side?message-squaremessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareIf WW3 breaks out, what countries are going to be on which side?ramble81@lemmy.zip to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · edit-216 hours agomessage-square62fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down3·15 hours agoSee, that’s the thing. We had WW3 in the 1970s. Hitler came back, and he was riding a dinosaur, and Ghengis Khan was disco dancing the night away! But you never heard about it because we have time travel, and decided that was a stupid timeline. Oh, also, none of this timeline exists either. We deleted from existence in 2012. The real timeline? Bernie Sanders won the 2016 and 2020 elections. Covid was a much easier thing to stop, because people got vaccinated. And Dorritos bought Taco Bell, and IMMEDIATELY went bankrupt. See? Everything is actually better now. You just never got to experience it.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 hours agoDoritos did actually buy Taco Bell, in a sense. Edit: that link still makes you do some digging, but here’s the Taco Bell part
See, that’s the thing. We had WW3 in the 1970s. Hitler came back, and he was riding a dinosaur, and Ghengis Khan was disco dancing the night away!
But you never heard about it because we have time travel, and decided that was a stupid timeline.
Oh, also, none of this timeline exists either. We deleted from existence in 2012.
The real timeline? Bernie Sanders won the 2016 and 2020 elections. Covid was a much easier thing to stop, because people got vaccinated.
And Dorritos bought Taco Bell, and IMMEDIATELY went bankrupt.
See? Everything is actually better now. You just never got to experience it.
Doritos did actually buy Taco Bell, in a sense.
Edit: that link still makes you do some digging, but here’s the Taco Bell part