db2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoSorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭NSFWlemmy.worldimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down19
arrow-up1158arrow-down1imageSorry fellas, this absolute gem is taken 😭NSFWlemmy.worlddb2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 day agoI misread that as “chicken”, and was like “eh, there’s worse things she could have said…not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that.” Then I read it again to make sure I read it right…oh…oh nooooooo. Now I’m just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.
minus-squareORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoI did, too. I preferred the chicken. I should have left it at that.
minus-squareSolrac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoHave you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken
minus-squaredigredior@lemmynsfw.comcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoThere’s a nonzero chance you know them too
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoPersonally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken…
I misread that as “chicken”, and was like “eh, there’s worse things she could have said…not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that.”
Then I read it again to make sure I read it right…oh…oh nooooooo.
Now I’m just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.
I did, too. I preferred the chicken. I should have left it at that.
Have you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken
There’s a nonzero chance you know them too
Personally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken…