• Axolotl@feddit.it
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      20 hours ago

      I would mod 'em in minecraft villagers. This is all i can say, my lawyer said to not continue.

        • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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          7 hours ago

          I think Elon could make it with one lung one kidney one arm and one leg and being drained of blood regularly

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          Oh no, Jeff was hit by a space junk while building his simple rocket and lost his leg! And Elon is there, on ketamine aaaand he overdosed by smoking a blunt and is lying unconscious. And all the robo cat droids broke down so no one can save them. Damn you Randy.

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      15 hours ago

      It doesn’t even matter what you do to them. You can torture them forever and you can choose whether they can remember or not.

      A better hell of their own making I cannot think of.

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        Normally I don’t kink shame, but ew. Twink femboys are one thing, but getting it on with tech bro consciousnesses is where I have to draw the line!

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            Too much risk he might like it, and more importantly, unethical to find somebody to supply the cum. The fundamental issue here is not whether he deserves the humiliation, it’s the collateral damage in inflicting it.