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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·6 days agoMicrowaving newborns is generally frowned upon.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·6 days agoBut if you never truly sin, you render Jesus’ sacrifice meaningless. Make it count!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 days agoI think Jesus is too scrawny to properly render.
minus-squaredethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoSeriously. Sous vide those suckers for better texture!
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 days agoThrough Jesus all things are possible
Microwaving newborns is generally frowned upon.
But if you never truly sin, you render Jesus’ sacrifice meaningless. Make it count!
I think Jesus is too scrawny to properly render.
Seriously.
Sous vide those suckers for better texture!
Through Jesus all things are possible