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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Bye fellas, see you tomorrow.

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Bye fellas, see you tomorrow.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
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    I’m not sure I would even be able to tell that ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida’ was played two or three times in a row. After that, I’d get suspicious.

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    No no, that’s the wrong song - play Freebird 13 times in a row.

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    Absolutely obligatory

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      Absolutely, but it also reminds me of this one, which in turn puts me in mind of this one. It all leads back to the Simpsons in the end.

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      I love that when you go look up the actual song, the top comment is “Wait a a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll”

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    Friend told me there is a switch on the back of the jukebox that clears the queued play list. Thanks for your money, not interested in hearing your song.

    • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That and I think the bar owners can just use admin permissions in the app to skip songs as well

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        Shows how long its been since I’ve been to a bar.

        Never even considered there’d be an app. Ill just be over here, aging poorly.

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        The last time I went to a bar with a jukebox many years ago a friend put in enough to play music for the two hours we planned to be there and the bartender kept overriding it with their crap. The friend didn’t even pick troll songs or anything.

        We only stayed 30 mins.

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      Now that wouldn’t be fair. If someone did that, I’d expect to get my money back.

  • dukatos@lemmy.zip
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    Empire of the clouds by Iron Maiden is a bit longer.

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    Echoes by pink Floyd is the longest song that is usually allowed on touch tunes, and it’s a decent jam, it does.get real weird in the middle, and you can usually clear a bar out with it. Or so I hear…

    https://youtu.be/OcDiOUQBFd4?t=11m0s

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    What’s new, pussycat?

    • snooggums@piefed.world
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      It’s not unusual

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      I’ve read this here, last time this subject came on: Can You make a grown man cry tears of joy with Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”. Yes, but only if it follows 7 “What’s New Pussycats”.

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        https://youtu.be/Tv1l1eUhN-E

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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    deleted by creator

  • Geodad@lemmy.world
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    I set an hour of Rick Rolls to play while I ate in my college cafeteria once. 😂

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