ubergeek77's Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

You don't even need the other 4 points. You're fine.

lemmy.world

external-link
message-square
24
fedilink
451
external-link

You don't even need the other 4 points. You're fine.

lemmy.world

potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
message-square
24
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    1 day ago

    “Is the stress of late-stage capitalism making you unproductive? Here are some ways to improve your efficiency without questioning the underlying logic of the system.”

    • 1984@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 day ago

      “Here is what you can subscribe to to feel better while making us money.”

  • cRazi_man@europe.pub
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    37
    ·
    2 days ago

    Have you tried: not

  • db2@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    2 days ago

    If you’re homeless just buy a house.

  • Masamune@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    1 day ago

    Psychologists HATE this one simple trick…

  • brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    2 days ago

    Have you tried turning off and on, yourself?

    • Strider@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      Well turning off worked, but 27 minutes later the emergency services turned me back on.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      Yeah, I keep turning myself on. Helps for a few minutes, but then I’m stressed even more about the mess!

  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    2 days ago
    1. Why are you wasting time stressing about that? Here is a list of things that you should be stressed about…
    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      2 days ago
      1. Keep It Up And I’ll Give You Something to Stress About?
      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 day ago

        Oh my god, the good ol’ stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 day ago

    are you depressed? just stop being sad!

  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 days ago

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 days ago

      I love X-Men so much.

  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 day ago

    The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 day ago

      I do that now with the aid of medication.

      gotta say, not giving a fuck feels great.

      I used to put in 12-16 hours of work a day. now I’m averaging 3-6 a week.

      it’s fucking amazing.

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago
    1. Draw the rest of the fucking owl
  • Godort@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 days ago

    I mean, depending on the situation, and this is much harder for neurodivergents, that’s not the worst advice.

    Chances are you’re making a much bigger deal about the situation than it realistically is. The consequences for failing to meet expectations are probably not as bad as you’re imagining. Taking a step back to look at the situation holistically can sometimes break you out of the spiral

    • jimmux@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 day ago

      My therapist specialised in Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, so we started out by trying to identifying things in my life that I was overreacting to. It turned out I was dealing with Real Shit, and remarkably chill under the circumstances. We had to abandon the CBT approach.

      That was still helpful though. By asking the question, it validated my behaviour, so I didn’t doubt myself as much going forward. It helped me make some big life changes.

    • blarghly@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      “Here’s some good advice to help you in hard times”

      Lemmy: no, you don’t understand, this spilled milk is the worst thing that has literally happened to anyone, and it’s all because of CAPITALISM!!!

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 day ago

        Needs more Linux and Star Trek.

    • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 days ago

      Yes, or accepting that you are gonna fail, that it may be uncomfortable, and realising that life will go on, or that it doesn’t matter that much anyways.

  • hddsx@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 days ago

    Dr Xand Van Telleken, AI

  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    2 days ago

    gay.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 6.23K users / day
  • 9.85K users / week
  • 15.2K users / month
  • 30.8K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 35.6K subscribers
  • 20.9K Posts
  • 487K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org