[alt text: A screenshot of a tweet by Matthew Broussard/@mondaypunday on twitter. The tweet says: “Human: we have a color named after you! Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh- Salmon: wait why is it pink? Human: . . . (dot dot dot). Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK!?”. Below the tweet is a cropped illustration of a salmon, where the salmon’s mouth is a gape, seemingly in horror.]