- “Dost thou desire to gaze upon mine phallus?” - Tis so much better when written this way! 
- What woman could ever refuse to gaze upon it when asked that way? 
 
- Isn’t a dicketh the name for a ten point run in Cricket? - I think you are confusing it with wicket. - You mean wicketh? 
 
 
- dickeÞ 
- When e’r hear I their moronic chatter, I think to myself, “Why, oh mindless one, dost thou not know of the ‘est’ suffix”. T’would be so improved if only they knew a small bit more. - Hwæt? 
 
- Whilst I do get tired of the idea that old English was pronounced that way, I still adore the fact that in TF2 medieval mode all chat was auto corrected to ‘faux medieval’. 
- Biggus Dickus 
- Is it bigguth? - Well at least above average 
 
- do you want to invest in myeth rugpullcoin 
- Wouldeth youeth liketh toeth seeth myeth dicketh? - very impressed and how could I refuse at this point to see it 
 






