ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago$1,000 richerlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1963arrow-down17
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minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoPay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoA thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
minus-squareChivera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoYou’re offering holes? Where’s the line
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoWell, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.
Anybody offering?
Pay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
You’re offering holes? Where’s the line
Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.