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minus-squareLastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoMy wife has, on more than one occasion, picked up and brought home “parking lot bananas” from work.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoMake sure she doesn’t plug them into any computers; that’s a common pentesting technique.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago“Ink is dry. Clicky thing doesn’t work. Fail.”
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI forgot I had made a comment about pentesting and was briefly quite confused by this notification!
minus-squaretomenzgg@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoMy absolute love of bananas and my sheer alarm at taking home fruit that you can seemingly find regularly in parking lots are in conflict.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoIf videogames taught me anything, they taught me not to ignore random food I find on the ground.
My wife has, on more than one occasion, picked up and brought home “parking lot bananas” from work.
Make sure she doesn’t plug them into any computers; that’s a common pentesting technique.
“Ink is dry. Clicky thing doesn’t work. Fail.”
I forgot I had made a comment about pentesting and was briefly quite confused by this notification!
My absolute love of bananas and my sheer alarm at taking home fruit that you can seemingly find regularly in parking lots are in conflict.
If videogames taught me anything, they taught me not to ignore random food I find on the ground.