I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.
I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
Wait trees make you shit? Or are you just always one fart away from disaster?