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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前

Don't get mad, get even

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Don't get mad, get even

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前
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  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.

    • peetabix@sh.itjust.works
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      Calm down there Satan.

  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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    Woah.

    Hey, like, that’s not “we’re just having fun joke haha” stuff.

    That’s enemy for life shit.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Could have taken the plastic circle with the small wheels instead …

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        This guy gets it.

        • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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          Are we not doing upper decker anymore?

          • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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            Were we ever really doing upper deckers, honestly?

      • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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        nah, not the same. You can still set small stuff in there and it might still turn. Taking the plate makes anything you set in there all uneven.

        • Valmond@lemmy.world
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          So you keep it that way for years…

    • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I’d forgive if it were returned. It’s one of those ‘you’re my enemy until that plate gets put back in my microwave’ type-shit for me.

      Return-the-slab-type shit.

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s one of those act like you don’t notice, then put mens nair in their conditioner bottle so they don’t understand why they are slowly losing all their hair. /s

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    “Huh. Replacement microwave turntable, 21 bucks with free overnight shipping? Guess I’m trying out that new Vietnamese joint tonight.” (whistles merrily)

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Every time this joke is posted, it gets funnier

  • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

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      Microwaves designed for public use often don’t have them. I never really knew whether it’s because they don’t need them because they have more magnetrons or something, or just because they prioritize easy cleaning.

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        Do you think this public microwave has a turntable ?

        It looks like it’s hard to clean.

        • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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          I’m going to start putting those signs on public microwaves…

    • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world
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      Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

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        Moving magnetrons are a thing these days.

      • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

        • Anivia@feddit.org
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          No, they are more expensive, but it’s worth it because they are much better

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    A new one costs like 6 bucks.

    • gigachad@piefed.social
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      But where do you find the right one fitting into your microwave

      • hOrni@lemmy.world
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        Everywhere. Most of them are the same.

        • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah had to replace mine, found out they have standard sizes based on the size of cooking space in your model of microwave

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