Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days ago“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”sh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down14
arrow-up1153arrow-down1external-link“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”sh.itjust.worksGates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 days agoWhy is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?
minus-squareSculptor9157@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoPerhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.
Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?
Perhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.
I like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.