Imagine being West Point and knowing you’ve soiled a centuries old reputation as the factory where they make the best stuffy generals because a pedophile said an actor was too nice.

Trump, who has dabbled in acting including a cameo in Home Alone 2, has regularly complained about never winning an Emmy for his reality television show The Apprentice, lamenting that he “should have gotten it”, that he “got screwed out of an Emmy” and that “the Emmys are all politics”.

In a different time, this would be very funny.

All Tom Hanks has to do is ask Trump about his preferences in birthday cards to score a massive burn.

But Tom Hanks is probably too classy to stoop to Trump’s level…

More proof that Trump is a baby.

No matter what it is, if it’s universally beloved, he’ll attack it.

Isn’t Trump going to give Rudi Giuliani some ‘cherished American award?’

Of course he does…