So is this the immigrant scum we were warned about?

Reminder: Musk is originally from South Africa

Yeah “sex sells” only works when society is not constantly exposed to more extreme content.

Ha ha ha ha do you mean James Bond Jr.?

Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman … … . … … <draws breath> Candyman

“Tonight’s top story: While people are dying, we decided to share an attention seeker’s ramblings. Ho hum, thoughts and prayers”

Ugh, “Apple Park” sounds like it was named by someone unfamiliar with the word “orchard”, which actually seems totally on-brand for Apple. Nevermind.

Chickmate!

“If they don’t, this will be the last election. That’s my prediction.”

As always, projection, projection, projection. Project 2025 says this is literally their goal.

Wait till they drop you as a customer by cancelling your payment tier,then send you countless begging letters over the next month begging you to return. If you wanted my money that badly, why did you cancel me NETFLIX???

What did the frogs do to deserve this? 🐸

I could never find 1 spot in school that was consistantly safe for me to retreat to for any period of time. Instead I had multiple spots all over where I’d retreat to for short time frames. If one wasn’t available, I could move on to the next one without getting too upset.

Friend, I’m sending you hugs, and if you’re open to it I’d strongly recommend building meditation skills. Therapy is a must if you want to understand why you feel this way, but meditation can help a lot in the meantime. I wish you the best, and hope you find somewhere safe to breathe today ❤️

“The American nation is an actual historical people, not just a hodgepodge of various ethnicities, but actually a place of settlement and rootedness.”

Tell me more about how you have 0 clue about the origins of your country…

When your chosen communication style is “begging letters from a faith healer”

RIP sensei

You mean delicious?

Blink and you’ll miss it, but yes

You’re all in here with horror and mature movies, but I’ll hit you with Watership Down for the win 😉

Porco Rosso!

“My uncle thought he was St. Jerome” Alice the librarian, Ghostbusters

Holy shit has John Oliver pranked yanks by popularising London Weekend Television? Or am I just the last person to make this connection? 😁