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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

The Balance of Terror

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The Balance of Terror

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Jack Beauregard did it better.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80uhW_EJ0YE&t=1m27s

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    18 hours ago

    Just masturbate. You don’t have to spam C/shitposting

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    Fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd

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    19 hours ago

    You usually gotta pay extra for that kind of thing

  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Dentist: Well thankfully I’m a woman in a male dominated profession.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      lightly holds the bean with her fingernails…

      can any clitoris owning human tell me if that would hurt or be like no big deal?

      • python@lemmy.world
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        Should be mostly fine, I’d say. The Glans clitoridis is anatomically analogous to the Glans Penis, so I’d guess it would be around the same sensitivity (could anyone who has both chime in on how they compare?)
        There’s definitely a lot of individual variability though, some people are hypersensitive and some people don’t feel as much or are used to it (as in, you can’t really move your clitoris out of the way if your clothing or activity is chafing it, so kinda just ignoring it is the only option sometimes)

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          Maybe we should ping @Tiresias for that one.

          hopefully they stopped cock blocking snakes.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      10 hours ago

      A harder reach but a patient could still grab the outer lips

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    Wrong, that would be the dental hygienist. Dentists rarely perform standard cleanings as pictured.

    Also, if a cleaning is causing serious pain that’s partially on you for doing a poor job in your own routine.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      18 hours ago

      Screenshot_20220328-225715_Slide_1

    • three@lemmy.zip
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      21 hours ago

      UHM acktually

      lmfao

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      Who says he’s cleaning though? It just says he’s about to “start on her teeth”, this could be an operation or an investigation into a complaint or anything else that a dentist would do.

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      My dentist does it. I think it is fairly common to be done by a dentist in Germany.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      If their hand slips when using the polishing thingy and hit your gums, it can definitely hurt through no fault of your own.

      Protip: Never go to Western Dental.

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    21 hours ago

    I do the same thing but at the barber shop while he’s cutting my hair

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      10 hours ago

      THIS is why I avoid female dentists and barbers. There is nothing to grab hold of

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    This reminds me, I need to find a new dentist.

    The current one seems to be a big fan of Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors. I literally have PTSD from my last 2 visits, the pain was so bad. And I seemingly have a very high pain tolerance level, or so I’m told, which ought to tell you something.

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    King of forwards

  • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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    Dentistry is a productive Gom Jabbar. 😅

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    if she hot she can eat my balls , deepfry preferred

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