Recently, can’t remember shit. When I was younger I used to have nightmares (weren’t really scary, more so unpleasant) where my dick fell off. Also of other things falling off.

Every night hehe,

Shower with pee.

I went on a hike and stopped to get a soda. The soda store had a door where you had to tap your phone to open it. But first you had to put a credit on your phone. To do that there was a toy pig you had to feed and I couldn’t get it to work.

I was sitting on a park bench with a giant bowl of grapes, slicing them in half with a butchers cleaver and eating them. I don’t really like or eat grapes…

I had a dream that I was a commander in the Imperial Ace Hardware Army and I was tasked with a campaign to take over a small mom and pop hardware store in rural Mongolia and assimilate it into the Ace Hardware chain.

I got fired for disabling our company VPN too often. Made me chuckle once I woke up.

Doing product design and photography with someone I was close with. I often dreamscape my life if I had not been physically disabled. It is like alternate self universes, a haunting nightmare really.

Last dream I had, I was completely and ideally convinced I was gonna rewrite IT by Stephen King.

I’m currently reading that book. King wrote it high on coke and it’s absolutely insane how much detail he packed into it. If you’ve only seen the movies, you’ve barely scratched the surface. Book is literally about fear and I think it’s his third longest? Was the longest for a long time.

Every single night I have a strange recurring dream, where I am wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream…

I had one that my best friend’s fiancé started hitting me up. Freaked me out becuase they are lesbian and I am a man. That was honestly weirder than the one where I was doing a bicycle demolition derby against Goofy, Mickey Mouse, and Bill Nye

Not really a weird dream other than the fact that it happened at all, considering I’ve rarely been getting any dreams recently.

Dreamt about waking up to see the new university timetable be only days starting from 6 AM, except for Monday which started at 4 AM.

I was honestly so used to bullshit like this I didn’t even realise I was dreaming and had a panic attack inside of the dream.

From my past dreams, however, I remember having a machete duel to the death with Thanos. I don’t remember who won.

I dreamed a friend built a treehouse so big it had a mezzanine and a staircase. He invited me to tour it and didn’t bother to mention he’d filled it with hungry zombies - because obviously he was going to do that, duh.

All of my dreams are surreal anf they happen a lot. Wish I could remember enough to tell you about them lol

I had a really vivid dream about being in a bad relationship