Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
You got a petition going?
I’m too lazy xD
adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
Michael Cena
Seth Rogan
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
John Oliver
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it’s not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
Neil Breen… remember, eyes on Breen
Logan Paul
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.
Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.
James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he’d take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.
So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.
Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.
That last line, lmfao
Woody Harrelson
Steven Segal
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
His best is barely watchable, it’s incredible that he had a career at all
