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minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 个月前Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass. Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.
minus-squareBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前I wonder… What if you removed the wires holding the cork, inserted said cork end of the bottle, and shook the bottle mercilessly. How would the ER get to the cork from that far up?
minus-squaredellish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前I’m sure they can extract it from your chest cavity during your autopsy.
Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass.
Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.
I wonder… What if you removed the wires holding the cork, inserted said cork end of the bottle, and shook the bottle mercilessly. How would the ER get to the cork from that far up?
I’m sure they can extract it from your chest cavity during your autopsy.
as easily