One of the most delightfully strange and unique sci-fi movies ever, John Dies At The End, is free to watch on the Plex streaming service right now.
I cannot recommend it enough if you are into sci-fi and have never watched it (or read the books by David Wong).
Treat yourself.
A pirate walks into a bar with an enormous pirate ships’ steering wheel stuck on his pecker. The bartender looks him over and says “That’s got to be uncomfortable”. The pirate, struggling to sit down, replies “Yarr. It be drivin me nuts”.
That was wheely bad.