Careful though, it doesn’t have a flared base.
I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.
She said “What is this for?”
I said “It’s a replacement for my you-know-what.”
She said “Oh, ok. I think I get it.”
I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.
Enjoy the benefits of a cordless massager that gives a gentle penetrating massage
They totally knew what they were doing.
7 inches long. Sturdy high impact plastic.
That’s what everybody asks about when buying products for their face.
eyes, brows, chin, and other parts of the body
I have to massage my face due to nerve damage. I bought a massage gun but it is too violent, so I am seriously considering buyijg a cheap sex toy specifically to massage my face!
…but I may be the only one
Get a We-Vibe Touch! It’s got a silicone exterior and it goes from little vibrations to fairly strong.
what about, like, a regular-ass electric toothbrush?
Even ones with an adjustable dial are too rough? First off I’m sorry you have nerve damage that sucks second off. I hope the hand dildo works.
I use an intimate vibrator on my face occasionally to loose up my sinuses. Just give it a good wash before and after; there’s nothing wrong with it.
Does it work?
“hey honey can you- what the fuck”
Oh my God that is such a great idea
the gun is good
massage in cream
You don’t say…
I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder… I’m so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.
Reminds me of the Adult Swim ad for salad tossers that looked suspiciously like…a tool that really gives women pleasure. And here it is: Salad Mixxxer
It never was intended as a “face massager”.
I am pretty sure some did, after.
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