People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Monkeys love banana
Whoever gets there first gets the banana
the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: “Yes… Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!”
“Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana.” Mr. Feast, 2025
Cavendish or Gros Michelle?
Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it’s a Cavendish. But I don’t think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(
You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days
That’s some serious quantity you’ve got there !
We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a “piss boy” so makes sense.
Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?
Is there a third season? I wasn’t sure if they wrapped it they way to be over
Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think
Not two not three, a banana
No - A Banana
As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you’ll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!
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