Fleur_@aussie.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 24 hours agoProbably would be better off with alien or lizard overlordsmessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareProbably would be better off with alien or lizard overlordsFleur_@aussie.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 24 hours agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebasiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·23 hours agoAn alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
minus-square_wizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 hours agoOccasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
minus-squareavattar@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·21 hours agoAnd then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 hours agoIf you’re a gentleman, two nothings.
minus-squareabbadon420@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·20 hours agoIt’s all fun and games until someone gets neutered
An alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
Alien adoption
Occasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
And then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
If you’re a gentleman, two nothings.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets neutered