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minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·2 days agoWater? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
minus-squareDruid@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoIt’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoSo does every other drink for that matter.
minus-squareusernameusername@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoNever drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
That is also true
Never drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Killed by your own saliva