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tostiman@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

This man offers you a blunt. Do you accept?

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This man offers you a blunt. Do you accept?

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tostiman@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    I wouldn’t even accept a fist bump.

    • jscummy@sh.itjust.works
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      What about other kinds of bumps?

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    Nah fam. If the blunt touched his lips already? I don’t want mouth VD

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    Fuck, no.

    I don’t smoke ditch weed, and I don’t smoke bitch weed.

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    Of course. Listening to him talk makes it clear that he must be smoking some really strong stuff.

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      Nah, man. Hearing him talk makes me suspicious that blunt is laced with some weird shit that’s going to make my hair fall down.

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    deleted by creator

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      Si

    • Herr Woland@lemmy.world
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      I am really happy this is the top comment

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    Isn’t this the horse dewormer guy? It’s probably laced with something less fun and more dangerous.

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    I’m sorry but my suspension of disbelief is ruined because that hand is too large to be his.

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      It’s very close to the camera

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    Free blunt, why not.

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      It’s not weed, it’s covfeve. You’d die in 30 seconds if you have any working brain cells. It’s how they weed out the RINOs

      /S

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        Do you honestly have to put the /s?

        • SGG@lemmy.world
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          For some people, sadly, yes.

          People are weird man.

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          (Preface: this is a joke and should not be taken as my real opinion)

          Of course! (Satire)

          /s (sarcasm)

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            This is not legal or financial advice

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              Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.

              But your honour, I used /s afterwards

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            You joke, but I’ve found it to be necessary on Lemmy.

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            I don’t get it

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    this pic goes hard

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    Dickhead, holding it in doesn’t get you more stoned.

    He’d have the shittiest ditch weed, I’m sure.

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    Yeah I would. I don’t like the man but I feel the conversation and session would be legendary

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