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euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

those damn libs

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those damn libs

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euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    We have an all gender bathroom at my house

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      I have no-gender bathrooms. That way I never have to clean the toilet. Other aspects of the policy are a bit problematic, however…

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    This is so fucking stupid. Who can afford an Estrogen lab in this economy?

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      ahem, when seizing the means of production, nothing will stop us. are there testosterone labs in existence? enby here

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    And it’ll be rent controlled!

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      What a distopia

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      Oh no, I think those liberals will want it to be lowers voice affordable to buy, louder again depriving poor landlords of easy almost passive income or even easier but not as high actual passive income if they have enough places to make hiring someone else to do the work viable!

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    No satanic shrine? I feel let down.

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    I mean they’re not wrong. I already have the sex before marriage lounge and the weed smoker’s patio. Also any gender can use my bathroom so I guess it’s a Trans bathroom too?

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    you can find me in t h e g a y r o o m

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      Looks like a closet tbh.

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    That gay room would make a good office space

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      It has built in dildo shelfs. What do you plan to put there? Books you fuckin’ Republican?

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    What if we kissed in the boy wife kitchen?

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    My favorite is the abortion closet.

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      It is where the coat hangers go.

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    Omg FINALLY a listing with that gay room I’ve been holding out for!

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    I mean the abortion room should probably be a little bigger. Maybe switch it with the estrogen lab.

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      But if abortion is in closet, coat hangers are in easy reach.

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      But the estrogen lab needs all the space for estrogen-related activities.

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        I agree, I prefer my estrogen hotboxed, and if there isn’t enough space for it to circulate, it’s a bit too cloying

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        It doesn’t take that much room to smoke my freebase estrogen.

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          That’s why I need more room, my estrogen is free-range.

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    Where am I supposed to keep my CRT?

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      Thread winner 😂

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    This is absolutely ridiculous, everyone knows the sex before marriage lounge doubles as a gay room. It just seems like an unnecessary waste of space when they could have included an influencer studio, or erotic pottery space.

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    a b o r t i o n

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    The abortions are in the closet because that’s where the wire hangers are kept.

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