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minus-squareOhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·14 days agoThink of the global parties that will happen when trump finally choked on a hamberder…
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·14 days agoThey’ll have to have security as his grave 24/7 to prevent people from shitting on it. And, unfortunately, probably from praying to it.
minus-squarespider@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·14 days agoSpeaking of which, I had recently commented on another website that Trump might be the first president whose grave is assigned Secret Service detail. I was half joking at the time, but things you might read about in The Onion have more or less transitioned from satire to prophecy.
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 days agoI have often dreamed of pissing on this thing. If it’s got guards, I’m going to fill a jar and drop it via drone.
minus-squarespider@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoJust make sure it’s beautiful, clean piss.
minus-squareCarvex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoI’m sure the doofwads will set up a 24 hour guard of Cletus, Blermp, and SteveJack waltzing around it like the Unknown Soldier tomb
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoI don’t know, Thatcher’s grave doesnt seem to have that much security, neither does Reagan’s
Think of the global parties that will happen when trump finally choked on a hamberder…
They’ll have to have security as his grave 24/7 to prevent people from shitting on it. And, unfortunately, probably from praying to it.
Speaking of which, I had recently commented on another website that Trump might be the first president whose grave is assigned Secret Service detail.
I was half joking at the time, but things you might read about in The Onion have more or less transitioned from satire to prophecy.
I have often dreamed of pissing on this thing. If it’s got guards, I’m going to fill a jar and drop it via drone.
Just make sure it’s beautiful, clean piss.
I’m sure the doofwads will set up a 24 hour guard of Cletus, Blermp, and SteveJack waltzing around it like the Unknown Soldier tomb
I don’t know, Thatcher’s grave doesnt seem to have that much security, neither does Reagan’s