LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoSex!?lemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1557arrow-down15
arrow-up1552arrow-down1external-linkSex!?lemmy.mlLifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoImma spray you with one of those spaying water bottles
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoJokes on you, you’ll have to explain that to all your future partners
minus-squareKuroiKaze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoI’m not sure how erotic I can make a water bottle sound… A wide spray of droplets splatters across my now glistening chest forming a thin tendril of water down my stomach…
minus-squareRedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoYou sure you’re demi and not ace? Talking about fetishes is half the fun of having a new partner.
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoVery sure! Super attracted to my partner.
minus-squareRedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoYou can still be ace while super attracted to your partner.
minus-squarePrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThey’re selling spaying spray?
Too late
Imma spray you with one of those spaying water bottles
Uh oh fetish unlocked
Jokes on you, you’ll have to explain that to all your future partners
Mmmm, in vivid detail… ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
I’m not sure how erotic I can make a water bottle sound… A wide spray of droplets splatters across my now glistening chest forming a thin tendril of water down my stomach…
Psssht psssht, he said erotically
You sure you’re demi and not ace?
Talking about fetishes is half the fun of having a new partner.
Very sure! Super attracted to my partner.
You can still be ace while super attracted to your partner.
They’re selling spaying spray?