Relax in peace. He’s fine.
Edit: I apologize for nothing but as someone going through a shit time lately, the hilarious salt has been making me cackle for hours. Thank you all <3
OP, I hope you fart today and a bit of poo comes out…because that’s what you did to me.
I hope OP’s mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits
OP can go fuck himself.
If this is OC then OP is amazing. It’s a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️
Not OC but I can’t say I haven’t been smiling like a fucking fool
It’s weird how can upvote both this and the “fuck OP” comments
Hey I’m OP and I’m upvoting them too
almost thought he died broo what
I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.
Feels vaguely threatening lol
May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from
I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.
May your pillow always have two warm sides
Go stub your toe you bastard
I apologize for nothing
There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.
New is the old new ❤️
I hope you touch wet food from the sink
I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.
Bob Odenkirk is not amused.
According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he’s reading over your comedy script before telling you it’s not funny.
I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.
No way he’s 62
