Fuck no

Fuckers are playing chess here trying to inflate their price

I’ll let you know if you talk in your sleep once you wake up. Hiding in your home for now. See you soon.

This one’s perfect

Absolute smashing idea mate, totally chuffed. Bob’s your uncle!

Ouch! I must have slept wrong.

This is the way

We adopted the cutest 5lb dog, a Chihuahua Pekingese mix, she’s an angel. One day she started humping her toys, and I mean absolutely railing them. That first time she did it in front of us I almost died. I buy her large stuffed animals now for better grip, I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio.

Fucking epic backlog here, maybe I can actually get to playing some of them now

Family

You’d think this dumb cunt could just fuck off and enjoy her fortune, but no

hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Man that takes me back. Full Throttle, Indiana Jones, Under a Killing Moon, so many great point and click adventure games from that time.

You can signup for the alpha on their discord.

Go to school

I think it’s a great idea! Your sister just sounds like a sad sack that’s devoid of fun.

How to Die in Oregon

Very moving documentary about assisted suicide.

I’m very lazy

It was this https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ