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Jessica@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Susan ate too many heinz beans

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Susan ate too many heinz beans

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Jessica@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Fun fact: if you hold your poop in too long or have an intestinal blockage that cannot be overcome, it will eventually back up into your stomach and you will throw up poop.

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      It tastes awful: source: me

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        Yeah I’ll take your word for it on that one

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          Nah now that we’ve talked about it you’ve really gotta try it. Sit down and try it. I said, Sit. Down.

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        New note: don’t just take mouthwash to the hospital, take gum too

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      I had a nightmare like this once, it was not fun. This fact was not fun. :(

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        Yeah, itz especially fun because once you start throwing up fecal matter it turns fatal pretty quickly if they a doctor doesnt get you unblocked immediately!

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          Well at least you don’t have to live with the memory of it. Glass half full.

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      Ah, what a wonderful day to know how to read.

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      I have had problems with constipation and after I mostly got rid of it, I still often forgot to crap. Nowadays I do my best to crap everyday. When I haven’t crapped for a couple days, I’ll often shit myself, or suddenly get the feeling that I’ll be covered in diarrhoea if I don’t get to the toilet within the next ten seconds. But I’m grateful that I never had to experience that.

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      That South Park episode was on to something.

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