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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t think of anywhere else to put our signature seasoned beef at the moment,” said Nathan Chisholm, a disheveled-looking member of the Taco Bell product […]
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    Have they tried their butthole?

    • qupada@fedia.io
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      Per the article… yes

      We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat

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      Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly

  • Ech@lemm.ee
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    Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      9 months ago

      Quesaritos Are Justice

    • morphballganon@lemmy.world
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      I think it’s greed, not cowardice.

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      Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?

    • theedqueen@lemmy.world
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      For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos

      • deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I miss the fiesta veggie burrito

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    Come on, this one isn’t even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.

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    beef stuffed mexican patty.

    beef in beef

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    Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don’t have any :(

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      Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.

      Yo quiero Taco Bell!

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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        Freeze?

        The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.

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          Baja Blast Colonic

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          … that’d work, actually.

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    “beef”.

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      BEEF™

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    They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can’t believe nobody has ever thought of this.

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      Did it in the 60’s, my dude.

      https://tacobell.fandom.com/wiki/Bellburger

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      Nonsense. Such decadence would never be successful.

    • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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      They already did flatbread melts.

    • m3t00🌎@midwest.social
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      mom made them. called it sloppy joes

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    While many of us are asking the age old question. “Where is the beef?”

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    put it in freezer bags and sell it for use outside store hours

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    My ass is right here 🙄

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    deleted by creator

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    sardine tacos js

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