Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty.

I work in customer service…

I don’t think George actually works.

Work through my Steam library.

I got the Sheetz at Sheetz.

My Girl. I have a fear of bees because of that movie.

It was aliens!

The type I grew up with.

I may be dating myself here, but Beanie Babies.

I’m surprised nobody has said Idaho, given that it’s been known for its white supremacists lately.

Lately I’ve been enjoying a half Mountain Dew half Baja Blast mix when I go to Taco Bell.

hehe

And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.

Improv

No

Does she like to sing Tequila?

It’s partially funny when the flashback has a picture of the bald guy in the background.

Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

Bugs Bunny