HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square160fedilinkarrow-up1565arrow-down124
arrow-up1541arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square160fedilink
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up109·1 年前Water + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·1 年前I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 年前Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 年前bro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前All I can offer is some fish and bread.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed. Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
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He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.
Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”