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minus-squarespaghetti_hitchens@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up96arrow-down1·10 months agoI, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·edit-210 months agoSpeeding down the street when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I Jizz in my pants
minus-squarefibojoly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up30·10 months ago“would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. If fuck me so hard”
minus-squareDamage@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoI, too, ejaculate if I stare at your reflection
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoI have to completely avoid mirrors, myself. Walking down a city street on a sunny day is downright hazardous, lest I catch a glimpse of my reflection.
minus-squareathairmor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoImagine the seizure of bliss and horror a carnival house of mirrors with evoke.
I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
“would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. If fuck me so hard”
I, too, ejaculate if I stare at your reflection
I have to completely avoid mirrors, myself. Walking down a city street on a sunny day is downright hazardous, lest I catch a glimpse of my reflection.
Imagine the seizure of bliss and horror a carnival house of mirrors with evoke.