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Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
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So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this yearEnglish
4·1 year agoThat’s the challenge with technical advances. It’s not just solving the technical problem, it’s also solving the societal problem.
If you look back into history, Automated elevators was a major panic until people got comfortable with the idea.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this yearEnglish
5·1 year agoIf it gets me closer to Half-Life 3, then pipe that shit into my brains
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse
4·1 year agoI thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article
4·1 year agoNo kidding.
I get excited every time he’s on screen.
I’m a 40 yo man.
As an American who does web development, “You guys have multiple languages on your websites?”
I did that with a game I installed and couldn’t figure out how to fix it. So I just uninstalled the game and tried again…
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Just saw this by chance: Donations and Patrons for Lemmy development surged massively on Liberapay in the last weeks!English
3·1 year agoCame to post this. Monthly donations. Bumped it up recently.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Just saw this by chance: Donations and Patrons for Lemmy development surged massively on Liberapay in the last weeks!English
12·1 year agoGod damn it now I cant unsee it
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•They're so out of touch.English
65·1 year agoJeez, you’re right and Im sorry. I blast these while in the bathroom and pick communities that fit it without thinking.
I’ll do better and I really appreciate the modding of this community. Keeps us above board.
My pro open-source teacher in HS pushed for all of us to use the handful of Linux computers and recommended GIMP over Photoshop. He even said we can download GIMP at home for free.
Back then, searching for GIMP gave you bondage suits.
And because we were immature fuckwads, we played real hard into that joke, to a point where the principal had to send a letter to parents about how to actually find free open-source software with links.
I don’t know what half those things are but I laughed at the words “Breast Mints”. No idea what it means.
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Gaming@beehaw.org•Polygon Sold To Valnet And Hit With Mass Layoffs
5·1 year agoI gotta admit, I was pretty amazed when they built Polygon out of scratch. It was just passionate game writers who is wanted to share the content they like reading. The first year was full of great writing. Then it kinda faded into the background, which isnt a problem.
Seeing how that happened gives me hope that a new website filled with passionate game writers will sprout up.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Daycare cost $2k a monthEnglish
6·1 year agoWhat in the tradwife?




Question: did memes like this help?
Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.
I’d love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.