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shoulderoforion@fedia.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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shoulderoforion@fedia.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • Heikki@lemm.ee
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    This design negates the overflow hole. The hole needs to be lower, or it needs to be made for people with smaller hogs

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      It is itself an overflow hole, of sorts.

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        No one wants to clean potentially pissy water from the bathroom floor. It’s bad enough I have to clean my piss dribbles off the floor now

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      This design is stupid because the whole thing could be lower. The water is gonna escape at the new hole heigh anyway.

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    Saves water, unironically. But now you’re touchin’ wrists with everyone’s dicks.

    • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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      Even better their underball taint sweat

    • Kushan@lemmy.world
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      If only there was a sink nearby so you could wash your hands immediately…

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    Was expecting to somehow see Saddam hiding in the sink.

    • ThermoNuclearDesertEagle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Far better tis in the sink to piss

    Than in the piss to sink

    • Ninpuukamui@lemmy.world
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      A rose for you my good sir, for today poetry has been elevated to heights never seen before.

  • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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    In all seriousness, you’d have to clean it very frequently to keep the smell under control. Don’t ask how I know.

    • gmtom@lemmy.world
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      Well you clean it every time you use it when you wash your hands.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Everyone knows after you pee in a sink you gotta wash a bunch of water down after. At least I hope they do.

      • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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        Nope. Bleach. Gotta use bleach.

        • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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          Haha. Good one.

          Anyone reading this and doesn’t know: bleach and quantity ammonium compounds or other amine-containing compounds (urea) can create chloramine gas (which is just as bad as chlorine gas (it technically does make chlorine gas, but reacts with amines to make chloramine gas). Which is deadly in enclosed places in sufficient concentration. Not sure how much would be made with urine, but ammonia and bleach mixing has killed people (and still does)

          Moral of the story: don’t mix cleaners unless you know exactly what you’re doing.

          This has been my Ted Talk.

          • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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            Correct. It’s great for dried piss though. Gotta mop it up first, then bleach it down. Don’t be stupid, kids.

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              Yeah. That would be fine. Agreed, don’t be dumb kids (and everyone else).

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      how do you know

      • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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        That roommate didn’t last long.

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      also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible

  • AdrenochromeBandit@lemmy.world
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    This is a good idea but for cleaning, not peeing. Like a bidet but only for dudes

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      That’s a good point. A little tip-rinse after going is just good hygiene.

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    But…you need to lower the overflow hole 😨

    • Destide@feddit.uk
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      Add more for target practise

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      not if you line things up right

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    this is actually the wrong design.
    what we need are urinals but with a faucet on top. you go and then you wash your hands into the urinal.

    same concept but designed for different sized people.

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      You mean like Japanese toilets?

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        I searched “Japanese urinal” with safesearch off.
        This was a mistake.

        Anyway, among all these disgusting images I do not see a urinal with a faucet on top, so no.

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          I mean this. A very common thing in most Japanese houses.

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            My friend, is that a urinal?

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              They said toilet in every comment. Read better.

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                the fuck do you mean read better? we’re talking about my own fucking idea for a toilet.

                i specificied urinal. read better.

                • AbsentBird@lemm.ee
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                  And they compared your idea to toilets in Japan, then you got upset because it wasn’t literally identical to your idea.

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        Oh we don’t talk about those. My toilet paper works just fine…

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    From a distance, this looks like a guy getting a blowjob from ET.

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      When you can’t just phone home…

    • ikidd@lemmy.world
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      Rule 34

  • Meron35@lemmy.world
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    Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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      Fit it ON the rim for weight support.

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        Nothing like a good rimjob.

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This reminds me of my old phone. I downloaded a podcast on it that had a shock-opener and for some reason was always “the next thing” the sound/music player wanted to play. So many times, by accidental touch inputs or clicking the headphone button, or the like, my phone would randomly scream: "WHO DOESN’T LIKE TO PEE IN THE SINK!?!?!”

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    Don’t sink in the piss

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    The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.

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    What about just a nice hole in the wall with very smooth surfaces. You get Johnny in there, you do your thing, then press the flush button to feel a torrential amount of water just decimate the living piss out of whatever is left off your scrotum? Or you know, gentle flush that cleans you.

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      That’s called gloryhole.

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        I see, 😀 but where’s the glory! 😮? Something just keeps poking my eye from the other side!

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    For the ladies, its just a regular sink and you sit backwards into it

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