• 🔰Hurling⚜️Durling🔱@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Jesus - “He who is free of sin cast the first stone”

    Republicans - “Is lying a sin?”

    Jesus - “Yes!”

    Republicans - “FAKE NEWS!!! JESUS IS A COMMUNIST TERRORIST!!!”

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        6 months ago

        the idea conservatives killed jesus - it’s a fun take.

        Edit: Not saying its a wrong take, lol, just never thought about it that way

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          6 months ago

          I’m not sure how else you’d describe the strict orthodox religious sect that ratted him out or the oligarch governor of a continent spanning empire overseeing a conquered province who rubber stamped a state-managed torture and execution.

          If Jesus were alive today, he’d be living in Guantanamo Bay.