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Cheery Blossoms@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Congratulations! Bamazon had a glitch and is sending out daily shipments of the last thing you bought. Customer service can’t stop it. What is it?

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Congratulations! Bamazon had a glitch and is sending out daily shipments of the last thing you bought. Customer service can’t stop it. What is it?

Cheery Blossoms@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    Sweet! Endless supply of $50 amazon gift cards… Jackpot!

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    Aww. I bought FeelinGirl Shapewear for women, Tummy Control Full Body Shaper for my daughter. I guess now the whole family and the cats can get that super model look …

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      Yay for cats in spanx.

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          What a figure your cat has! 😻

  • femboy_link.mp4@beehaw.org
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    I die under a mountain of coffee filters and single-handedly cause the deforestation of half of Europe.

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    I’m buried in dehumidifiers. At least my house will be nice and dry!

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    A bunch of the same Pixel 7 phone case. I guess I could open the world’s worst mall kiosk. I’m not going to be a rich man.

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    Elementary Mandarin Chinese with traditional characters. Who wants to learn with me?

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      Oh my 😂

  • KiofKi@feddit.de
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    The Starfield edition XBox One Controller. Can’t complain :D

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    HDMI cables. I guess I’ll start selling them like a lemonade stand in my yard.

  • Cheery Blossoms@lemmy.worldOP
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    Crib sheets, I don’t know how i feel about that.

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    Doorbell cameras. I’ll mount them in every corner, inside and out. I don’t even have anything worth stealing. The last thing I had stolen was …my security camera. Hence the purchase of the doorbell cameras.

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    Pants. Endless piles of black pants.

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      You can never have enough black pants.

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    I’ve never understood these posts.

    This is functionally identical to “what was the last thing you bought on amazon?”

    What’s with the clickbaity setup around it?

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      Its just meant for fun. Make up something, I don’t really care.

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      I’ll take this over all the sex threads on AskReddit.

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