Huh, I admire your love for cardboard. Have you seen cardboard furniture?

https://youtu.be/45JhacvmXV8

I AM A SURGEON

They finally grew a backbone. Now’s not the time. But I agree.

Awh, is this a store cat?

This is pretty common in aquatic animals. It’s so stuff can’t escape their mouth when they’re eating stuff in the water. It’s also a filter.

(Leather back Sea turtle for reference)

Damn that stings lmao

20$ says you get reported for not tagging this post NSFW.

Edit: I lost $20

*arts

Dude, I had a friend who went through deep psychosis and thought he was doing a collab with Kanye. It was super sad but interesting listening to him talk about “their” music. We had worked together on a few songs together beforehand and kinda dated, but he said something that broke my heart. He was still learning, so I understood.

I basically finished a few songs we were working on together. I mostly just ironed out the instrumentals. I didn’t mess with the raw files and made sure I kept the backups of the projects. He and his friends provided great audio. When I showed it to him the next day, he said, “Because you finished something that I’ve been thinking about making for years in one night, I don’t want to make music anymore.”

Then, he immediately had a breakdown and thought he was working with Kanye and had to be institutionalized. This was BEFORE new Kanye. It was kind of random, but I was happy his psychosis was something positive, but I still feel somewhat responsible. He’s mostly fine now. If it had been NEW Kanye, I couldn’t even imagine how dark of a place that would’ve taken him to.

Wikipedia, but follow the sources and the edits

Wikipedia, but follow the sources

She’s got little fangs if you zoom in.

One time, I was smoking a cigarette in my car, outside of my house. A cop pulled up behind me and blasted their lights. They asked me a ton of questions, most of which I refused to answer. I gave them ID which had my FUCKING address, and they still said, “You ain’t from around here are you?”. Mother fucker, you don’t even live in this zipcode. You are at MY address. It was a Pacific beach surfing sticker and a Bernie sticker. They also told me to take them off. They went off in a pout, and the deputy told me they were just training the newbie. To what, profile people?

We’re on the solution right now, lmao

Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

They think you’re easy to take advantage of. If you assume that humans are innately evil (which I don’t agree with), you’d also have to assume that kindness is a weakness.

Does anyone remember when orangetheory fitness accidentally tricked a bunch of people into thinking someone died in a bicycle accident? They put “abandoned” orange bikes everywhere. When you abandon a bike like that, it represents where a cyclist died. So a lot of people were concerned and confused by the orange “ghost bikes”.

Do you like the taste of burnt tomatoes? Go for it, it you like a char. I’d bread the tomatoes and fry them.

OSRS username change:

This morning was a wild ride.