It sounds futuristic

No, it just sounds stupid.

Sure.

It does not matter, all feet have roughly the same size.

– the shoe company

Why not make it even more ambiguous by specifying the desired cutting width in “circumference of my dick”.

And the child’s body could have naturally produced cocaine.

Boycot Intel? Okay, you got it!

I believe in equal rights and opportunities for all, be they man, woman, in between or none of the above.

But saying (and perhaps believing) one is a feminist and actually acting like one are often two different pairs of shoes. We all are confronted with so much discrimination, with so much bias, with so much misogyny, it takes active labour to actually behave like a feminist, because no matter how you think about yourself, at some point and to some degree, all that shit we get confronted with every day will rub off on us, and we have to understand that and constantly check ourselves so that it does not influence us in our thought patterns. Constant mental garbage collection, if you want.

That is true for all kinds of discrimination, no matter what it is based on.

I should add an alias for ‘snyc’

I think you could make the same argument for other things. Why do you tip servers in America? Aren’t you just propping up a system that screws them over? Why are you forgiving student loans? Aren’t you just propping up a system that put them into debt in the first place?

Yes! Yes! YES!

Obviously the answer is to change the system.

Aye. Technically, hornets are just a bigger kind of wasps, but they still do hunt their smaller cousins.

The only thing really to know is that it is not advisable to get too close to their nest. If you leave them be, they leave you be, too.

Hornets in your neighbourhood are a good thing - they eat wasps and other nuisances, and they do not usually sting you.

High-end “stop hitting yourself” energy.

Nine Nine!

I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.

Former assistant deputy backup courier with the Ostrol B heretics - until they took his tooth :(

Happy birthday!

Did not cry exactly but… if you are like me and you like Babylon 5, do not check up on the cast.

Good thing there are no actual problems to solve…

We have a customer, a big international corporation, that has very specific rules for their intranet passwords:

• Must contain letters
• Must contain numbers
• Must contain special characters
• No repeats
• Passwords must be changed every two months
• Not the same password as any of the last seven
• PASSWORDS MUST BE EXACTLY EIGHT CHARACTERS LONG

I can only assume that whoever came up with these rules is either an especially demented BofH, or they have some really really weird legacy infrastructure to deal with.