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You drip them to get ice cream and prevent freezing; it’s a win-win

Every Punch, Everywhere, All at Once

Shit… does that equal back to 'One Punch?

The Simpson Movie

Cleverly dumb. I love it

The Faster and the Furiouser

Opposite take: Pleuralise

One Piece—> Several Pieces

gesundheit

It helps to keep me lighthearted; the lightly-whimsical font (on just my phone) is easier on my brain. I work with a lot of intense situations that require a lot of critical thinking… so it’s nice not to see the same font on my phone that I normally see when trying to mitigate an impending crash. It’s just nicer for allowing my brain to switch gears between priorities… if that make sense?

I work critical care in a large hospital, and I’ve had to develop a bunch of coping skills to maintain my humanity/sanity as well as not bringing my work home with me everyday. Small changes can make a big impact sometimes

And I’ve learned to love the font. A lot of people may need the rigidity of a standard font, but I assume it’s a per-basis situation

I never clicked it, so unfortunately we’ll never know

I never noticed the HD option in Boost, thank you! I always just struggled through the pixels or gave up when it happened. Thank you again!

Cis straight here, same

Not trying to lessen your point, but people do be dying from sepsis all of the time still. Granted, we do have way better treatment and protocols, but it’s a fast killer if not caught in time and a lot of different things can cause sepsis

But polio, for sure way better. Never seen anyone with polio before irl

Also stroke treatment. Wayyyy better now than before. We didn’t really have anything except aspirin until the 90’s, and now we’re straight up removing the clots from the brain (when we can). It’s kind of wild how much stroke treatment has improved in 30 years

“You got the brains god promised a crowbar”

Instead of: ‘your mom’, ‘that’s what she said’, ‘title of your sex tape’, etc… I just say, “jokes”.

Doesn’t matter what the joke is, but what was said definitely has a joke in there somewhere. It’s an implied innuendo, and it’s mostly for my own amusement

“I’m giving 'er all she’s got!!!” = “Jokes”

ER nurses: Imagination is your limit; now where tf did the patient go‽

Silk road

Add complimentary saltines in the waiting room, and they might increase profit margins slightly

You calm down, this person’s tapped a market of people willing to pay $10+ per drink from a vending machine! I wanna know their secret, cause I’m switching careers if I can pull ~$78k annually from a single machine

So about $10 a drink minimum? (assuming $300/day gross income)

If they can find 30 people per day to pay those prices, they need to quit their job and go full time into vending machine sales. They have a gift