My advice is for you to wipe my butt clean with your tongue my guy.

Crash? Doesn’t it have to be moving at all to crash?

With Musk what he’d see as wasteful is… anything that isn’t his fucking kickbacks or programs that make his ex-wife start returning his calls.

Bluesky? What even is that? Mastodon all the way

Actually they made a new department of “Government Oversight” for him…

Which sounds scummy, but it’s basically ju8st a department that looks for places to cut the budget and reduce waste… not a bad idea, except it’s Right Wingers running it so “Food” would be an example of frivolous spending and “Planes that don’t fly” would be what they’re looking to keep the cash flowing on

What movie is this? I honestly thought it was some Invincible fanproject cause the dude kinda looks like Omniman

Probably the firecracker

Naw, that was Starlink hacking the voting machines

Profits before people

I don’t like the woke movement either, but I like the “Race war now!” movement far, FAR, FAR LESS…

Doesn’t change the fact that America is a deeply sexist country.

I’d believe that if they all didn’t turn red

Oh God, PLEASE, I know by now it won’t happen, but I’m begging

Biden won on memes of him eating ice cream, being old, being Dark Brandon, sniffing kids, claiming people aren’t black, saying that poor kids are just as smart as white kids, etc.

During a term when Trump memes stopped because they were played out. Obviously the new rule is that the first person to become a meme goes into the White House, or as Trump calls it “The Whites Only House”

If they would have run an ad of Kamela Harris as Skibidi Toilet singing Numa Numa Ney, everyone would have voted for her. But instead they had memes of JD Vance fucking a couch.

I was kinda happy when Bush lost the nomination because that was “One less candidate for the American Royal Family, now if only somehow Clinton and Trump don’t start one…”

Bro and/or sis, no one’s buying shit, Food Banks are more common then ever now.

When they stop pretending to be offended on behalf of minority groups…

Actually I’m not qualified to even joke about that.

So did Hillary sabotage Kamela so she wouldn’t have to see the coveted title of “First Female President” go to someone else, or is she a god damn moron who thought the same tactic of fucking over the left to appeal to die-hard Republicans ignoring that Republicans vote for Republicans

I imagine Vance goes in around the two year mark so he can have three terms.

Not really, it’s an admission that America is a deeply sexist country that will never allow a situation where the majority of people stand up and say “We want the qualified woman over an unqualified male”